quote of the day

"i personally dont enjoy the heart of fanieul hall"

Overread in the Office

This is a real e-mail exchange between TACO© and myself - please note, TACO© is a man, and good friends with Sticky, Moose's fiance.

From: TACO©

Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2010 2:16 PM

To: Popprincess

Subject: 25 cents

What are the chances you have a quarter I can borrow?

And by “borrow,” I mean “have.”

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From: Popprincess

Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2010 2:18 PM

To: TACO©

Subject: RE: 25 cents

TACO©, the tampons are free here at the new office.

Gossip Girls by Faith Mason

Gossip Girls by Faith Mason

New Comic Strip created by my good friend Faith Mason

Why is she single?

Q: Why is my friend Cynthia Single?

A: Yesterday, she went to cumbies and bought a pack of cigarettes, coors light, and a chocolate eclair

Why am I single(silly bandz edition)?

Q: Why am I single?

A: At work today...

Man I work with: What kind of silly bands are those? I just bought some for my daughter

I proceeded to show him my jaguar, alligator, bull and ice cream cone.

Me: "How old is your daugher, 8?"

Man: No, she's 3.

FML

If you thought you were having a bad day...

 Today at dunkin' donuts, the woman wrote a very profane abbreviation for "coconut" on my coffee. She's either dyslexic or thinks i'm a real biatch.







editor's note: sorry @mocarey, @patsy387 and @kaymoore62 for the profanity (again, they didn't like my bachelorette weekend tweets.