Friday, September 24, 2010

1st Lieutenant Blackout doesn't like "smash-ups"

But I love 'em:

Monday, September 20, 2010

Beef's New Job

I need to tell you about Beef's new job e-mail signature:

Beef just started work at a big oil company in TX.  Legitimately, aside from her name and any personal information, here is her new signature:

Monday, September 13, 2010

I could wear hats...

My roommate is convinced that my inner monalogue sounds just like this woman.  I kind of agree

"I can wear hats..."

"Is this my husband? Awesome."

"oh my perfect kids"

Friday, September 10, 2010

New Beat

And you thought Jo Jo (hailing from Foxborough, MA), was never going to come out with another beat after "Leave (Get Out)".

Timbalind feat. JoJo - Losing Control

Happy Birthday Courtesy of Willard Scott

Lately as I've been getting ready for work (aka dressing for success in jeans and flip flops), I've been watching the today show.  I always seem to get a chuckle out of Willard Scott and his Smucker's Birthdays.

I see these people past 100 and just get a warm little feeling in my heart...

Viola Weeks, old Brooklyn, NY 100 years old: attributes to longevity to faith in god and eating healthy loves to put good things in her garden.

Cordelia Figgat, Charleston, WV 104 years old: taught herself keyboarding at 93 wrote a book at 100 and is the oldest living alumni member at Marshall University

Edna Smith Sugar Land, TX 102 years old: cooks, cleans and enjoys doing laundry, avid member of her Baptist church.

Then I think...

Well what would good old Willard say about me if I (and he) made it past 100??

Pop Princess, Boston, MA 101 years old: enjoys watching crimeshows and blogging.  Still able to drive her antique 2000 chevy cavalier and attributes longevity to the company of her 6 cats.


Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Moose got married, the social media aftermath

Moose got married to Sticky.  The wedding stories/posts will be coming out soon, apologies for the delay...but honestly I just don't know where to start.  Anyhoo, last week I was blowing up everyone's facebook mini-feeds when I posted two wedding albums, respectfully named:

"I'm sorry this is my first time"


"like oh my gosh i'm so in love"

It's up to you to decide which of those words Sticky uttered mid-ceremony on their wedding day...

So the happy couple returned from their gorgeous honeymoon in iItaly  just two evenings ago (DBJ folks, your time will come)
note: DBJ - don't be jeal - get with it!!!

As my gchat status currently states: Moose has staged a physical assault on facebook since she re-entered the U.S.

Moose tagged you in 6 photos
Moose likes your photo
Moose Commented on your photo
-----Moose: this is where it starts to get a littttle sketchy.....enter trash basket.
----- CT: I've got a great idea: Beer + trash bucket ... This won't not be regretful

Moose commented on your photo:
----Moose: I'm pretty sure I'm telling Vicki.."drink beer from this trash barrel or you're nothing"
---Vicki: a challenge that I, of course, accepted.

Moose tagged HR in one of your photos

Sticky tagged himself in 6 of your photos
note: looks like Moose is rubbing off on him

Note: this goes from yesterday AM until this very morning, starting with the most recent

Moose  wrote on VL's Wall.

Moose went from being "engaged" to "married"
note: 4 people like this, 1 comment

Moose updated her current location to Boston, Massachusetts.

Moose added Hingham, Massachusetts as her hometown.

Moose commented on CC's wall post

Moose commented on EL's wall post

Moose  and Random Person are now friends.

Moose commented on CC's.

Moose commented on AM's photo.

Moose commented on EL's photo.

Moose commented on EL's photo.

Moose commented on your photo.

Moose commented on your photo.

Moose commented on your photo.

Moose commented on your photo.

Moose is attending MBA Thirsty Thursday at Dillon's.
I think my Aunt Patsy's wall post from yesterday afternoon sums it up best (follow her on twitter @patsy387)
Patsy387: Looks like you're gonna have to change that relationship status. Now you're really grown up.... or not.
You got it Patsy, or not is right.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Why am i single?

Q: Why am I single?

A: Last night, since I'm minding Moose & Sticky's apt while their on their honeymoon (wedding blog series - COMING SOON!)  I decided to go over and do some laundry.  And by some I mean about 3 weeks worth, at the very least.

But that's not all.

Moose & Sticky have not been in their apartment in over two weeks, so when my tummy started a-grumbling...there was slim-pickins in in cabinets/fridge/freezer.  Instead of walking to the store and buying something I decided to make do with what I had.

On my dinner menu was:

1 Fresca
1/2 cup of mixed nuts
8 Carr's table water crackers
10 shrimp cocktail

Now, the kicker here is that I definitely could have made pasta.  But that would have taken 8-10 minutes.  The shrimp cocktail directions were as follows: 

Place in collinder and run cold water for 5 minutes.



Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Thanks for cupping my balls...

One time (about oh two weeks ago), I went to Mexico with co-workers  on a trip we won.

The first night at the resort after about 12 cocktails the staff convinced me and 'Missle' to go on the stage and be part of their show.

Little did I know that the game we were about to play involved taking a ping pong ball and working it up one pant leg and down the other as many times as you could in one minute.  WTF minute-to-win-it is taking over the world.  Confused?

Up one pant leg...

Out the other...

I was pretty awkward especially when Missle told me I should name my Mexico facebook album 'thanks for cupping my balls'...until I started talking to the pair next to me...

Me: God that was awkward, we're co-workers.
Chick next to me: Seriously? This kid is my brother!