Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Dear blank, please blank

Dear Noah, 
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. 
Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear Twilight fans, 

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. 
Sincerely, Logic
Dear icebergs, 
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma... 
Sincerely, the Titanic.
Dear Students, 
I know when you're texting. 
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
Dear America, 
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. 
Sincerely, Canada
Dear 6, 
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. 
Sincerely, 7
Dear Nickelback,
That's enough. 
Sincerely, the world.
Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...



Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.