"i personally dont enjoy the heart of fanieul hall"
Friday, July 23, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
Q: Why am I single?
A: At work today...
Man I work with: What kind of silly bands are those? I just bought some for my daughter
I proceeded to show him my jaguar, alligator, bull and ice cream cone.
Me: "How old is your daugher, 8?"
Man: No, she's 3.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Today at dunkin' donuts, the woman wrote a very profane abbreviation for "coconut" on my coffee. She's either dyslexic or thinks i'm a real biatch.
editor's note: sorry @mocarey, @patsy387 and @kaymoore62 for the profanity (again, they didn't like my bachelorette weekend tweets.