Friday, May 28, 2010

"I think Beef ate everything"

RQF Fox: I think Beef ate everything, including your happiness

(From the left: Moose, Beef, Popprincess)

Thursday, May 13, 2010

All the single ladies, all the single ladies...

Okay, let's be honest. I'm not new to the game. I read and saw he's just not that into you. I'm 99.9% sure I'm not as delusional as many ladies are, no offense  (you're probably not self-aware if you are in fact delusional, so I'm not sure why I think that would actually offend anyone, but I digress).

 Let's queue up some standard He's Just Not That Into You  quotables/videos.

Okay, Okay, Okay, I GET IT!

So let's get to the nitty, gritty, you're probably asking yourself what I, Popprincess, am truly getting at here. So here we go....

Even if you're not pining over a dude by any means,even if you're only slightly interested after going out a few times, plain and simple it's a bruise to your ego if he doesn't call you.  He should be pining over you. Am I right?

I know, I'm right.  I didn't give in I didn't call,  Popprincess stood strong.  I did not call, I did not text, and I certainly did not BBM(blackberry message).  After no word for a solid two weeks, I moved on, ego bruised, but head held high.

So he doesn't call.  You don't break out your voodoo doll do you? But in the back of your head you hope for some sort of sweet revenge.  

So this dude that shall remain nameless sort of fell of Popprincess' radar ...until this past Monday.  I was watching Gossip Girl with Moose and looked on my phone at my bbm list.  A name I had never seen was in my list of contacts.

**This photo has only been altered to conceal the identities of my friends/family

Me:  Who the eff is Tony Stark?

Moose: What???

Me: Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God.

 The dude that shall remane namless had mentioned 'Iron Man' in a previous conversation.  He was excited for Iron Man 2.  

But he changed his effing BBM alias to the name of a character in a movie.  Effectively, this would be like if I went to Twilight Eclipse, In Theaters June 30th, and then changed my BBM name to Bella. 

Sweet mother of all Karma this is amazing.  My ego is no longer bruised.  This kid is a total wang.  Victory is mine.

 So ladies, a word of advice, a takeaway if you will.  If a a dude, like the dude who shall remane nameless (Tony Stark), offers up Hot Tub Time Machine, as a first date, steer clear, go with your gut, look for love elsewhere*.



*editor's note: if you're wondering, yes I went to hot tub time machine.  oh and I never got a meal of food out of 'Tony Stark' DEAL BREAKER.  

My new jam - wuddup Oprah?

Billionaire - Travie McCoy feat. Bruno Mars

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Overheard at the Office

Overheard at the office (and by overheard I mean spoken to me)...

Me: Well we could do this...or we could do this...
Man I work with: Ugh...I'm sorry I'm just acting parsimonious about this...

What did he just take the SAT's?

Friday, May 7, 2010

Why am I single?

Q: Why am I single?

A1: We had some gallons of water left over from the whole water fiasco, so I drank right from the gallon...similar to dudes  wear a lifting belt and gloves at the gym.

A2: twice while googling a picture of a gallon of water I accidentally typed in "gallon of whatever"...yeah...twice.

Why I'm Friends with Lillian

"I accidently drew boobs on the white board today when I was trying to explain to the kids what a butt chin looked like. oooooooops!" ~Facebook Wall Post to me from Lillian

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Got up on the wrong side of the bed?

Today I absolutely and positively 'Got up on the wrong side of the bed'.

1) I forgot to set my alarm last night
2) I did not wake up naturally until 9:15*

Running around like an absolute madwoman, I was able to shower, find clothes(and by clothes, I mean pickup whatever I could find off the floor), and get my sorry behind from South Boston - Newton by 9:58.

The reason I give you my exact arrival time, is because as I walked out of the parking garage, I recieved an outlook reminder for my 10AM meeting.  WHOOPS.

The day didn't get better from there.  But, to be perfectly honest, nothing a few(ahem 5-9?) bud lights can't cure.

Catch ya on the flip side.


Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Trouble in Paradise

I had a really bad day today.

And then I thought to myself "Things could be worse, I could be Lindsay Lohan"...

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Don't drink the water

Following a major aqueduct leak yesterday the MWRA has issued a boil water order for drinking water for 30 communities east of Weston until further notice...


As Shark and I sang over and over yesterday...don't drink the waterrrrr