Sunday, December 12, 2010

Popprincess Babysits...

So I think I need to re-evaluate my life.  The following event happened this past Wednesday evening...

I was babysitting a 5 month old and feeding her a bottle.  As she finished it...I said...

"Awww Avery, your bottle's kicked, isn't it?".

Kicked? I might as well have asked her to go shotgun outside and then play drink the fridge.  fml.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Why am I Single Saturday...

Q: Why am I single?

A: My conversation regarding footwear

Me: I don't think I even have a pair of heals upstairs.

Fatso:  Hey this isn't February '09...