Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Why am I single Wednesday?

Overheard at the Office

Me: I really want a you my holiday diet.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Be Our Guest!

So on Friday - I hit the big time. 

I was asked to be a 'guest blogger' on a friend's page 'thesevenyearplan'

She gives me a lovely intro and you can explore her hilarity on her site too!

Head to my guest post at the Seven Year Plan HERE .

Friday, December 11, 2009

What is your jersey shore nickname?

*Content/Link courtesey of Beef

What's your Jersey Shore Nickname?

Click Here to find out!

Popprincess' is P-pop or The Ashley Simpson of Cape May.

You're damn right I am.

Overheard on gchat...

It's hot where you're going

It's nice that fox is thinking about others during the holiday season...

Fox: i think my outfit is way boring. i wish i had a great skirtdown to the floor like the duggers

Fox: where is goodwill?

Fox: So im pretty sure the milk in the fridge is bad but if i pour it out ill have to get more but if i dont use it in my coffee ill be asleep

Fox: is it ok to just use a lil splash? yesss theres a good will right near my house im def stopping thur

Popprincess: hahaha

Fox: i wish you could shop goodwill online

Popprincess hahahaha omg ppl that ACTUALLY shop there..don't have computers

Fox:...or houses to ship to

Popprincess: we're going to hell

Fox: the milk is always bad in hell

In the words of Michael Scott, she's going to H-E-L-L double hockey sticks

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Overheard at the office...

What are you six?

Me in the kitchen, washing out my mug

Coworker #1: Is that a Hello Kitty Mug?
Me: No.
Coworker #1: Oh, it's just a pink mug with a heart on it.
Coworker #2: Is that any better?
Me: Hey! It's a life is good mug.  It says do what you like like what you do...

blank stares

Me: I guess that's pretty much the same as a hello kitty mug.

Coworkers 1&2 laugh in my face and leave.

Why am I Single Wednesday?

A few months back I was talking to Moose's fiance, Sticky:

Me: What songs are on your "don't list" that you don't want played at the wedding?

Sticky: Give me all of your cds.

Q: Why am I single?

A: My iTunes Library

In my recently added songs (12/1 - 12/4)

4 Songs from the Glee Cast
5 from Hilary Duff
2 Lady Gaga
7 from Michael Buble
6 from Alicia Keys


A) I'm very busy at work

B) If any guy in his right mind listened to that as a playlist. His ears would bleed.

Christmas Countdown....

Saturday, December 5, 2009
White Christmas The Drifters - featured in Home Alone

Sunday, December 6, 2009
Charlie Brown, Christmas time is here

Monday, December 7, 2009
Rosie & Celine - Deck the Halls

Tuesday, December 8, 2009
DC Christmas Medley

Wednesday December 9, 2009
Christmas Vacation Theme Song

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Why isn't she single?

Q: Why isn't Beef, my twin sister, single?
A: I don't know.

Last Friday, Beef doesn't really remember too much from her evening out on the town, except for the fact that she did stop at a fine north end establishment, and order an entire pizza.

Second Leiutenant Blackout, her longtime boyf, arrived home to find Beef, on her couch, with a box of pizza in her lap.

Beef: I ordered a whole pizza, they only gave me half

Upon opeing the box, Second Leiutenant Blackout found two slices left.

Beef: Serioushhhly, I'm pissed. I ordered a full pizza, they only gave me half...
SLB: I don't believe you, there's pizza all over your face.

And that's just the stahhht of it (think Robin Leach Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous)

The following morning, on the way to a wedding, at 5AM she made Secod Leiut. stop to buy her a bag of Jax.  That's right, she ate the entire thing.

And that's not all , just a hour before the ceremony, Beef ate 15 chicken nuggets.

 sooo why am I single?
*note: Beef is neither single nor morbidly obese.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Christmas Countdown - Friday, December 4th

Straight No Chaiser - 12 Days of Christmas

Scoring My Own Life...

Legitimate e-mail conversation:

TACO©: How much work you got to do over there?
Popprincess: I’m sampling songs on itunes and then illegally downloading them…so none really…
Popprincess: Once I have a nice little library going, I will move on to make my playlists…like for running, for the morning, boozing, etc. extravagant plan right?
TACO©:  I like it. You are scoring your own life right now.

editor's note: TACO© copywrite of Fox

TACO© was right.  I like this too, a complete life soundtrack for Popprincess. 

So this morning, I was getting ready, straightening my hair listening to my 'morning mix'.  Michael Buble Haven't Met You Yet came on the playlist.  'OMG I'm in the opening scene of a Rom Com...', I thought.

This is totally how things should turn out for me.  I'll be shopping in the grocery store and meet the love of my life.  There will TOTALLY be a marching band, confetti, and everyone will spontanously break out into dance.  It's will be just like a scene from High School Musical...

So thank you Michael Buble, thank you TACO©, I've found my own anthem for the time being.  Stay tuned for Say Whaaaat? Songs from the Eteranlly Single Girl: Volume 1 (I'm tellin' ya it would sell out on iTunes).

Until next time,


Thursday, December 3, 2009

Dreaming of a White Christmas?

Think again.  If you're in Boston like me, it's freaking 70 degrees out today.  I'm not asking for a Nor'easter, but just a few flurries (enough of this damn rain). 

It will be like in Home Alone 2 when the family went to Florida for Christmas, except it won't be warm enough for the beach.

Maybe the world really will end in 2012...

Anyhoo, I decided as a countdown to Christmas I will supply you with my Christmas Carol Countdown...

For Thursday, December 3rd
Josh Groban - Believe featured in The Polar Express

Wednesday December 2nd
Andrea Bocelli & Mary J Blige - What Child is This? featured on Oprah's Holiday Music Extravaganza (starts @ 1:07)

Tuesday, December 1st Alicia Keys & Tim McGraw - So this is Christmas featured on on Oprah's Holiday Music Extravaganza

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

I got plenty milk and cookies in my hood...

I heart this commercial...

Why am I single Wednesday...

Q: Why am I single?

A: I joined Farmville on Facebook

*This is my actual farm...

Below is what a good farm looks like.  Please note, this person grew up on a farm in Kansas, so they have a bit of an advantage...

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

VOTE!! Pick you're favorite Christmas Movie...

I know - I left off all things claymation, the polar express and frosty...don't think I didn't think of them, but they are just classics that don't need to be on the list because everyone loves them.  Let me know your favorite!

Get This - Survey Results -

I'm a lil' obsessed...

I'm kinda obessed with Alicia Keys.  Saw this on the AMA's and now I can't stop listening to this on repeat.

Official Video