Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
So we're watching Southland on TNT and a commercial comes on for Saving Grace...
Mo(my mother): Oh that's Helen Hunt Right?
Me: No, that's Holly Hunter
Mo: Oh yea Helen Hunt was on that tv show[she means mad about you]...and in that movie..what was it again?
Me: As good as it gets?
Me: Pay it Forward?
Mo: no the one with the storm...
Mo: yea that's the one
I'd be sorely disappointed right now if I were Helen Hunt. If you weren't aware, she won an Oscar for Best Actress for as good as it gets. But Mo remembers her for that 'movie about the storm'...
Monday, March 22, 2010
Stop where you are! You aren't lost, I promise. My blog hasn't been taken over by crazies.
I figured it was time this blog stopped being named after a pair of spandex from sears.
And yes, I still plan to shock and amaze you with the power of my words.
I was inspired last night when Beef put a sizeless hat on her ginormous head and said, "oohhh I'm nervous, one size fits most?".
Now think this through for a moment. I'm not really so much poking fun at heavy people (but yes, I agree 'One Size Fits Most' on the tag of a snuggie may cause that crazy 500 lb woman (you know the one that's trying to weigh one ton) to be weary of weather it will fit her or not.
'One Size Fits Most' applies to people like me and my family, we happen to have abnormally large heads. And also people that have abnormally large hands, feet and ears.
Do you think that the these "ear-mitts" would fit on on everyone???
And those slippers you get for christmas every year? You better be your bottom dollar there are people out there with flippers that don't even fit half-way in.
So we're trying out the new name. We'll see if it sticks.
I'm pretty sure I need to fly out to L.A. and propose to Daniel Tosh.
His show is like the soup, but for people like me who have has been to the end of the internet and back ( in terms of viral videos). His general demeanor and knack for making fun of people, well it makes me want to fall down a flight of stairs just for the chance to get flown down to L.A. for a web redemption.
Interested in my future husband? then read/watch on...
|Academy Awards Twitter|
There's always a web redemption from some poor soul that needs a second chance for a snafu that was posted on the interweb.
|Web Redemption - Trampled Cheerleader|
And don't forge the video breakdown.
If by some god given miracle, he happens to be your cousin. Or even if your cousin's brother's sister's fiance's step uncle's dog walker known how to set a sister up...get at me (email@example.com).
Until next time,
Friday, March 19, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
So times are seriously-a-changing. It's 2010 and technology has taken things to a whole new level.
I've been trying to find the words to accurately explain what chat roulette is, but I think it might better be explain through this video (ohh interweb, what would I do without you?).
chat roulette from Casey Neistat on Vimeo.
Our friend Casey here really hit the nail on the head. Biz and I were probably on chat Roulette for two hours. The folks that are logged on definitley fit right into Casey's category of "Boys, Girls, and Perverts".
We talked to a wide variety of people, and got nexted more than a few times(mostly 12 year old girls completely done up in makeup on a Sunday night probably looking to talk to older dudes).
Here's a snapshot of people we chatted with:
4 dudes in Paris drinking beers, smoking cigs, and offering us their blunt if we showed some boob (we didn't!!)
A guy in China chatting from an internet cafe who told Liz she was very beautiful.
Either way, it's crazy and addicting and we definitly need to do it again after 4-12 bud lights.
until next time...