Attention Stalkers, this is a PSA...it's for your own good.

If you're new to the interweb or social media in general, please read carefully. 

If you think you're being a sneaky stalker...read on.

On facebook, you can click with abandon.  No one will every know you were stalking.  On linkedin, that is not the case.  Make sure you check your privacy settings kiddies:

Go to Privacy Settings > Profile Views:

and get yourself anonymized:

Now I'll leave you with some great advice about your cyber-stalking:

I thought long and hard about it. There's no good way to ask someone their last name for stalking purposes ~ Fox