We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma...
Sincerely, the Titanic.
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, the world.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Dear Ugly People,