Thursday, May 13, 2010
All the single ladies, all the single ladies...
Okay, let's be honest. I'm not new to the game. I read and saw he's just not that into you. I'm 99.9% sure I'm not as delusional as many ladies are, no offense (you're probably not self-aware if you are in fact delusional, so I'm not sure why I think that would actually offend anyone, but I digress).
Let's queue up some standard He's Just Not That Into You quotables/videos.
Okay, Okay, Okay, I GET IT!
So let's get to the nitty, gritty, you're probably asking yourself what I, Popprincess, am truly getting at here. So here we go....
Even if you're not pining over a dude by any means,even if you're only slightly interested after going out a few times, plain and simple it's a bruise to your ego if he doesn't call you. He should be pining over you. Am I right?
I know, I'm right. I didn't give in I didn't call, Popprincess stood strong. I did not call, I did not text, and I certainly did not BBM(blackberry message). After no word for a solid two weeks, I moved on, ego bruised, but head held high.
So he doesn't call. You don't break out your voodoo doll do you? But in the back of your head you hope for some sort of sweet revenge.
So this dude that shall remain nameless sort of fell of Popprincess' radar ...until this past Monday. I was watching Gossip Girl with Moose and looked on my phone at my bbm list. A name I had never seen was in my list of contacts.
**This photo has only been altered to conceal the identities of my friends/family
Me: Who the eff is Tony Stark?
Me: Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God.
The dude that shall remane namless had mentioned 'Iron Man' in a previous conversation. He was excited for Iron Man 2.
But he changed his effing BBM alias to the name of a character in a movie. Effectively, this would be like if I went to Twilight Eclipse, In Theaters June 30th, and then changed my BBM name to Bella.
Sweet mother of all Karma this is amazing. My ego is no longer bruised. This kid is a total wang. Victory is mine.
So ladies, a word of advice, a takeaway if you will. If a a dude, like the dude who shall remane nameless (Tony Stark), offers up Hot Tub Time Machine, as a first date, steer clear, go with your gut, look for love elsewhere*.
*editor's note: if you're wondering, yes I went to hot tub time machine. oh and I never got a meal of food out of 'Tony Stark' DEAL BREAKER.
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