Running around like an absolute madwoman, I was able to shower, find clothes(and by clothes, I mean pickup whatever I could find off the floor), and get my sorry behind from South Boston - Newton by 9:58.
The reason I give you my exact arrival time, is because as I walked out of the parking garage, I recieved an outlook reminder for my 10AM meeting. WHOOPS.
The day didn't get better from there. But, to be perfectly honest, nothing a few(ahem 5-9?) bud lights can't cure.