Friday, October 1, 2010
Why Am I single?
Regardless this was not the big event, the 24 bender, but just was just the start of it.
7:15 a.m. - WOS
7:30 a.m. - shower
7:45 a.m. - WTF do I wear??
On that note, WTF do I wear? I had sent all of my summer clothes home with @mocarey earlier in the week. FML right? It was already around 80 degrees. I found some random cotton skirt and rummaged in my roommates closet for a nice flowy top (yeah she's a hipster). All I could find was an orange top.
Oopsies. Sorry BC...I must have been the kiss of death.
8:30 a.m. - Mr. & Mrs. (Moose & Sticky) pick my sorry ass up to go to the game
8:51 a.m. - Mimosa #1 (which led to 2, 3 and maybe 4)
10:40 a.m. - Heading to go get tickets @ another tailgate, Moose tells me to finish my beer. I go to chug it.
Me: When did I start drinking a budweiser???
FFW to after the game
Kid my age: Excuse me m'am, are you waiting for one of these?
Me (possibly belligerant): M'AM? M'AM??? I'M 24 AND A HALF!!!
see my "i hate 'video'"
5:?? p.m. I jump on the BC bus to meet Moose at the bar
I arrive in the basement of the bar to a ginormous game of flip cup. I immediately join Moose's team. At some point after a half hour or so, some dweebo gets the bill and starts hitting up Moose & her friends for $, even though they had their own tab.
Confrontation immediately ensues. Moose is arguing, the dweebo goes to walk away and calls her a bitch.
Sticky: DID YOU JUST CALL MY WIFE A BITCH??
Dweebo: uhh no....
Sticky: I THINK YOU JUST CALLED MY WIFE A BITCH.
Easily the quote of the year.
While this argument over who paid/should pay for the beer is going on,
Someone is stealing dweebos money out of the bill.. And I figure, if they are going to argue over the beer, I'm going to drink it.
I proceed to play 1 v. 1 flip cup for the next half hour with Moose's classmates.
The cab ride home is hazy and eventually I'm pretty sure I swiped my card and told the cab driver to "put it on my tab".
8:00 p.m. - uknown food is consumed
8:30 p.m. - 11:00 p.m. - NAP
11:00 p.m. - tap tap tap from the roommate
Roommate: Heyyy popprincess? Wanna go out?
Me: uhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh let me go change
Off to the bar we go. We didn't get into the bar until just after midnight. The following day Moose had me recap all the drinks I had on "Sunday". Which includes the following that was imbibed:
"Well, I got a miller lite when we got there, then someone bought me a lemon drop shot, and a bud light, then I got a coors light draft and then that same someone got me a red headed slut and a corona, and I'm pretty sure there was another coors light draft in there.....and this was all in like a matter of 2 hours"
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