Why am I single?

Shall I be more sensored now that my mother is following me on twitter (you should probably follow @mocarey)

Nah.

I came to this realization when talking with Finn, Moose's friend that is across the pond in England.

Why am I Single?

Me: Yeah I was out once awhile ago and my date said "You know you start every story with 'so I had like 5 beers..' right?"

Finn: Tell me that's the title to one of your blog posts.

Whoopsies.