Q: Why isn't Beef, my twin sister, single?
A: I don't know.
Last Friday, Beef doesn't really remember too much from her evening out on the town, except for the fact that she did stop at a fine north end establishment, and order an entire pizza.
Second Leiutenant Blackout, her longtime boyf, arrived home to find Beef, on her couch, with a box of pizza in her lap.
Beef: I ordered a whole pizza, they only gave me half
Upon opeing the box, Second Leiutenant Blackout found two slices left.
Beef: Serioushhhly, I'm pissed. I ordered a full pizza, they only gave me half...
SLB: I don't believe you, there's pizza all overyour face.
And that's just the stahhht of it (think Robin Leach Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous)
The following morning, on the way to a wedding, at 5AM she made Secod Leiut. stop to buy her a bag of Jax. That's right, she ate the entire thing.
And that's not all , just a hour before the ceremony, Beef ate 15 chicken nuggets.
Popprincess: I’m sampling songs on itunes and then illegally downloading them…so none really…
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Popprincess: Once I have a nice little library going, I will move on to make my playlists…like for running, for the morning, boozing, etc. extravagant plan right?
So this morning, I was getting ready, straightening my hair listening to my 'morning mix'. Michael Buble Haven't Met You Yet came on the playlist. 'OMG I'm in the opening scene of a Rom Com...', I thought.
This is totally how things should turn out for me. I'll be shopping in the grocery store and meet the love of my life. There will TOTALLY be a marching band, confetti, and everyone will spontanously break out into dance. It's fate...it will be just like a scene from High School Musical...
Think again. If you're in Boston like me, it's freaking 70 degrees out today. I'm not asking for a Nor'easter, but just a few flurries (enough of this damn rain).
It will be like in Home Alone 2 when the family went to Florida for Christmas, except it won't be warm enough for the beach.
Maybe the world really will end in 2012...
Anyhoo, I decided as a countdown to Christmas I will supply you with my Christmas Carol Countdown...
For Thursday, December 3rd Josh Groban - Believe featured in The Polar Express
Wednesday December 2nd Andrea Bocelli & Mary J Blige - What Child is This? featured on Oprah's Holiday Music Extravaganza (starts @ 1:07)
Tuesday, December 1st Alicia Keys & Tim McGraw - So this is Christmas featured on on Oprah's Holiday Music Extravaganza
I know - I left off all things claymation, the polar express and frosty...don't think I didn't think of them, but they are just classics that don't need to be on the list because everyone loves them. Let me know your favorite!
