S-A-T-U-R..D-A-Y...SATURDAY

Countryfest is a glorified high school reunion.

Maybe girls in cowboy boots and hats are annoying.

Facebook Albums named "Sit right here and have another beer in Foxborough" are atrocious.

You should be at the beach on a 90 degree day in August.

I really don't care.

I haven't been in 2 years.
I love day drinking.
I enjoy country music.

I love Sugarland.
I now own a pair of jorts.

I will be drinking a keg on a party bus.

I can't wait for Saturday.