Why am I single?

Shall I be more sensored now that my mother is following me on twitter (you should probably follow @mocarey)

Nah.

I came to this realization when talking with Finn, Moose's friend that is across the pond in England.

Why am I Single?

Me: Yeah I was out once awhile ago and my date said "You know you start every story with 'so I had like 5 beers..' right?"

Finn: Tell me that's the title to one of your blog posts.

Whoopsies.

ROAD TRIP

Follow me on twitter this week!

I'll be tweeting from our road trip so stay tuned...

The things we remember...

So we're watching Southland on TNT and a commercial comes on for Saving Grace...



Mo(my mother):  Oh that's Helen Hunt Right?
Me: No, that's Holly Hunter
Mo: Oh yea Helen Hunt was on that tv show[she means mad about you]...and in that movie..what was it again?
Me: As good as it gets?
Mo: no...
Me: Pay it Forward?
Mo: no the one with the storm...
Me: TWISTER?
Mo: yea that's the one

I'd be sorely disappointed right now if I were Helen Hunt.  If you weren't aware, she won an Oscar for Best Actress for as good as it gets.  But Mo remembers her for that 'movie about the storm'...

Yep, Say Whaaaat got a makeover...

Stop where you are! You aren't lost, I promise.  My blog hasn't been taken over by crazies.

I figured it was time this blog stopped being named after a pair of spandex from sears. 

And yes, I still plan to shock and amaze you with the power of my words.

I was inspired last night when Beef put a sizeless hat on her ginormous head and said, "oohhh I'm nervous, one size fits most?".

Now think this through for a moment.  I'm not really so much poking fun at heavy people (but yes, I agree 'One Size Fits Most' on the tag of a snuggie may cause that crazy 500 lb woman (you know the one that's trying to weigh one ton) to be weary of weather it will fit her or not.

'One Size Fits Most' applies to people like me and my family, we happen to have abnormally large heads. And also people that have abnormally large hands, feet and ears.

Do you think that the these "ear-mitts" would fit on on everyone???

And those slippers you get for christmas every year? You better be your bottom dollar there are people out there with flippers that don't even fit half-way in.



So we're trying out the new name.  We'll see if it sticks.

xoxo,

Popprincess.

I have met my match

So I've met my match.

I'm pretty sure I need to fly out to L.A. and propose to Daniel Tosh.

His show is like the soup, but for people like me who have has been to the end of the internet and back ( in terms of viral videos).  His general demeanor and knack for making fun of people, well it makes me want to fall down a flight of stairs just for the chance to get flown down to L.A. for a web redemption.

Interested in my future husband? then read/watch on...

Tosh.0
Academy Awards Twitter
www.comedycentral.com
Web Redemption 2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction Demi Moore Picture

There's always a web redemption from some poor soul that needs a second chance for a snafu that was posted on the interweb.

Tosh.0
Web Redemption - Trampled Cheerleader
www.comedycentral.com
Web Redemption 2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction Demi Moore Picture

And don't forge the video breakdown. 








If by some god given miracle, he happens to be your cousin. Or even if your cousin's brother's sister's fiance's step uncle's dog walker known how to set a sister up...get at me (popprincess301@gmail.com).

Until next time,

xoxo,

Popprincess

Thou Shalt not Steal? Or Shalt Thou?

Last night I was watching the Marriage Ref and the issue was that the husband was compulsively stealing soaps, shampoos, razors, and anything he could find from hotels (and probably had about 7 years worth of supplies). 

If you're familiar with "The Call" it was that he can continue stealing as long as he gives some of it away to homeless shelters and acts like the Robin Hood of the Holiday Inn (per Jason Alexander). 

But anyway...this issue popped up AGAIN on aol.com today and I felt the need to address it.

Apparently, stealing the holy bible from a hotel is completely a-ok.  They even posted an article entitled: Steal these items from your next hotel.

To Steal:

Pens & Pencils, lotions, stress balls & snacks, robes & umbrellas, and Gideon Bibles

According to the fact-checker on th Marriage Ref, hotels believe every time you use their product, you'll remember the wonderful experience you had there.  I'm not sure if I agree:

The shampoo & conditioner usually smells like crap. Not to mention you probably stole it just to stick it to the hotel for charging you to park in their garage.

Or Not to Steal:

Towels & Linens (note:Holiday Inn alone estimated that they lost 560,000 towels in one year -- and that's just one chain), Laundry Bags, Docks & Clocks, Batteries & Light Bulbs, Art.

So now you've got the 4-1-1, Happy Traveling.

xoxo,

Popprincess

Beef's Moving to TX!

Beef: mo offered you up to drive down with me, ha

Me: that would be sooo fun could we stop good places?

Me: like sonic

Beef: there are sonics all over texas.  We could also hit up steak and shake, chick filet and other fine establishments

Why am I single?

After leaving both my credit and debit cars at the same bar (in Burlington, Vermont mind you), already having had a friend pay for my lunch, we mad a pit stop on our ride home.

Me: Will someone buy me a McFlurry?

Fox: You've hit rock bottom

Overheard at the Office - the holiday version

Overheard at the Office - The holiday version

On Valentines Day

Me: I want a Busch light and some Valentine's Day Candy

Before any alchohol had been consumed on St. Patty's Day

SJ: Hey, what does Erin Go Braugh mean?

Me: I think it means like WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chat Roulette

So times are seriously-a-changing.  It's 2010 and technology has taken things to a whole new level.

I've been trying to find the words to accurately explain what chat roulette is, but I think it might better be explain through this video (ohh interweb, what would I do without you?). 


chat roulette from Casey Neistat on Vimeo.

Our friend Casey here really hit the nail on the head.  Biz and I were probably on chat Roulette for two hours.  The folks that are logged on definitley fit right into Casey's category of "Boys, Girls, and Perverts".

We talked to a wide variety of people, and got nexted more than a few times(mostly 12 year old girls completely done up in makeup on a Sunday night probably looking to talk to older dudes). 

Here's a snapshot of people we chatted with:

4 dudes in Paris drinking beers, smoking cigs, and offering us their blunt if we showed some boob (we didn't!!)

A guy in China chatting from an internet cafe who told Liz she was very beautiful.

A drunk dude in Somerville (Somerville!).  We showed him the Southie T-shirt I was wearing and got a fist pump.  Our tip off was that he typed to us "I've neva done this before", I turned to Biz and said "he probably lives next door...".

Once we showed him how to turn on the volume, we heard the ever familiar Boston accent and couldn't get over how crazy this thing was!

Then we talked to a drummer from a band in Portland Oregon.  We went to his website and rocked out to some of their beats.  Def has a cool sound!

Biz told him I'd blog about him, telling him it's mostly rants about being single.  He said "he loves rants about being single" ha ha...so we sent him the link to my blog, we could see him literally laughing out loud(duh it's all on video)...success.   

We did run into a fair number of pervets.  I also do not want to get into graphic detail, but we totally saw some things we did not ever want to see.  I would just close my eyes and shout NEXT, NEXT!!!! at Biz until she hit the button. 

Either way, it's crazy and addicting and we definitly need to do it again after 4-12 bud lights. 

until next time...

xoxo popprincess