Wednesday, March 30, 2011
"He'll pee all over me, I know it."
Your girl has gone to the end of the internet and back, spends her days and nights assaulting Facebook and terrorizing working folk like me on gchat. Nonetheless, she shared this lovely gem of a YouTube video with me:
gchat convo went as follows:
Me: Is that serious?? that's like fuller's theme song...wait, fulton? I'm losing my touch, wtf is the mighty duck's name?
Moose: fulton, fuller peed the bed
So, I spent a full week thinking I'd completely lost my edge. I couldn't even keep a handle on the useless knowledge that fills my wee little brain! All of the nonsense from 90's movies was getting jumbled together! Pretty soon I wouldn't even be able to name what movie "Buzz, your girlfriend, WOOF" was from! If you don't know the movie, you're nothing.
Moose decided this past weekend, she'd spread the word about how I'd fallen off the wagon of knowing useless facts and share this story with TACO.
TACO called the Moose out immediatey. He was all "uhh Fulton didn't know how to skate at all". He thought it was the texan that couldn't stop.
Let's break it down.
Fuller - Home Alone, "You know about him, he wets the bed".
Fulton Reed - Powerful but inaccurate slap shot, 1/2 of the bash brothers
Dwayne Robertson - cowboy, showoff, D2
and finally....drumroll please
Luis Mendoza - fastest skater, unable to stop (played by none other than benny "the jet" rodriguez).
Moose discovered this when trolling the internet trying to find a video that would prove TACO's theory...and then promptly attacked me via gchat
Moose: IT WAS EFFING MENDOZA!! WE WERE ALL WRONG.
So there you have it. Glad to know that the Moose (and I) are spending days, nights, and weekends finding the one thing our society most needs (obv world peace), saving environment and so on and so forth. No we're crimesolving and I'm proud to tell you we cracked the case.
Until next time,
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