How are you? Are things good? How's Jessica, good? Good. Let's cut to the chase.
What's happened? My concern is growing because you are a very talented guy, you're a triple threat in fact! You can sing, dance and act but your priorities seem to be whack lately to say the least.
So maybe you made some strides outside music biz over the past few years. We LOVED D*ck in a box, we did. I agree, you may have missed your calling as an SNL regular. You were pretty bomb at hosting the ESPY's, we love sports too.
But let's get REAL: Shrek the Third was by far the worst in the series. Then, did you really sign on as the voice of Boo-Boo? And after that you played a booger on The Cleveland Show? Nothing sexy about that JT.
Maybe the voice-overs are fun but take it back to the basics. People are starting to forget who you are! Take for example my roommate, Beej and her boyfriend @KLFatso. They went to see The Social Network together.
1/2 way through the movie:
@KLFatso: So, is that really the guy that invented Napster?
Beej: No, that's Justin Timberlake?
Exactly KLfasto, who is he??? Oh, he brought SexyBack in 2006.
Give freaking Nelly Furtado a call and get something crackin'! I need a beat. I need a dance beat and I need it from you. Do me a solid get your ass out of the voice-over studio and into the music studio. So bring Rihanna, Timbo, T.I. (once he's out of jail again) and whoever else you need.
Call Lil' wayne, you're bound to go top 10 if you bring him.
I'm here for you bud, but if you star in another GD animated feature I'm gonna agree that sexy left for good and go see what JC Chasez is up to.