Why Rain Sucks

1) There is no such thing as a “rain day” home from school.

2)There is a great possibility of getting “puddled” by a passing car.

3)Your ballet flats begin to smell like a dying animal

4)Your hair will turn into an afro.

5) Once you head out from work the Backstreet Boys are not outside waiting by your 2000 Chevy Cavalier singing Quit Playin’ Games With My Heart

6)One word: Poncho








7) [Insert sporting event here] is rained out. Whether it be opening day for the sox or your little league or pop warner football game, trust me you are pissed.








8) I don’t wear glasses..but if you do, it’s tough going in the rain.



9) How about coupling two of my favorite things: Waiting for the bus, in the rain.

10)Umbrellas are a joke. And if it’s a windy rainstorm, all bets are off.

So until I’m climbing off a row boat and Ryan Gosling exclaims “I wrote you every day for a year!” and then we m.o. in the rain…the rain will continue to suck.