I know you've been waiting for this one.
Q: Why am I single?
A: On Saturday, while tailgating at the BC football game, I had the following conversation/encounter with Beef, my twin sister...it went as follows.
Me: Hey Beef, give me a bite of your cookie.
Beef holds her cookie up to my face for a bite.
I proceed to put up 1 finger
Me(mouth full): Hold on let me finish this donut first