"Sleep-Talkin Man"

Found this blog and it's absolutely hilarious! This woman writes transcrips of what her husband says in his sleep.  Here are a few of my favs:

"Skipping to work makes everything better."

"You're pretty. pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty.... [long pause] Now fuck off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored."

"Yeah, keep looking. It doesn't get any better than this."

"You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."