Why am I single?

Senior year of college I won a snowboard at a bar.

I was so preoccupied with the snowboard I left my entire purse at the bar. 

I woke up on the floor of my bedroom, confused.  I walked downstairs and saw a snowboard...even more confused.  My roommate filled me in.

I updated my AIM away message to 'Apparently I won a snowboard last night?", and then went to retrieve my purse.

There's a photo of me in my college yearbook...hammered, snowboard in hand.