Pop Princess - The Click Five

The Click Five Has a song all about me...I can't believe I didn't discover this until now:

Happy Halloween!

Dancing Babies...

Lil' baby doing the stanky legg...





hilarious and far less creepy than that dancy baby from ally mcbeal...

Upgrade/Downgrade

Today I posted on someone's facebook wall:

"umm in the words of miley cyrus, I can't wait to see you againn :)"

My previous go to was "In the words of babyface, When can I see you again?"

upgrade/downgrade? I'm unsure...

Jams O' the Day

My Jams O' the Day




Full Video Here

Akon & David Guetta - Sexy Bitch



Black Eyed Peas - Meet Me Halfway

AOL Radio, I got the powahh...

I am was a pandora.com listener. I have my 'HSM' and 'Glee Cast' stations that I can't get enough of. I'd heard my good friend Shark gripe about the crazy rule they have, and hadn't yet experienced for myself. This lovely Monday morning I get this message:

I've whaaat? and you want me to whaaat? Say Whaaaaat? Monthly listening limit,?PAY $0.99?

I think not Pandora.com, I think not.

I've already put up with the addition of their annoying advertisements. Like the one for Where the Wild Things Are that plays about every 4 songs...if you think that stupid song "L-O-V-E it's a mystery oooooh..." is a song that DOESN'T get stuck in your head just like "This is the song that doesn't end it just goes on and on my friend," you're totally wrong (see here if you don't know what I'm talking about).

Regardless, I had to find a way to listen to some jams (fo free, fo sho) this morning. So I ventured to AOL Radio to see what was up...

Immediately I went to the Pop section. '90's Pop seemed like it would be right up my alley. I threw my earphones in to rock out. After listening to Robyn: 'Do You Know What it Takes?', K-Ci & JoJo: 'All My Life', and Venga Boys: 'Boom Boom Boom Boom!' I heard a song that took me wayyyy back. The song was like my anthem in 1990..

That's right, it's Snap: 'The Power'.




Now I bet you're thinking, 'But Popprincess you're so young how could a song from 1990 be your jam?'

Well back in 1990 when i was 4, Moose convinced me to cross the monkey bars and promised she would catch me if I fe.l. I started to fall and Moose ran for the hills. I broke my arm and was put in a cast. This must have sparked some sort of anger in a young pprincess...

When Moose and Beef picked on me (because I was a scrawny 4 year old). I would hit them with my cast and the shout from the top of our stair case 'I GOT THE POWAHHHH [OWAH OWAH]'. That's right, it would echo down the staircase.

So thank you AOL radio, for bringing me back to my roots.

Lady Crush

Probably more or less obsessed with this song.

Why am I Single Wednesday

I know you've been waiting for this one.

Q: Why am I single?

A: On Saturday, while tailgating at the BC football game, I had the following conversation/encounter with Beef, my twin sister...it went as follows.


Me: Hey Beef, give me a bite of your cookie.


Beef holds her cookie up to my face for a bite.







I proceed to put up 1 finger


Me(mouth full): Hold on let me finish this donut first

WTF, Work Sucks Wednesday.

Today, I got in a war with a short bald annoying man over a conference room.

I was in said room with about 12 people, a projector running, and he tried to kick me out once and failed. Came in AGAIN, and succeeded. I lost a pissing match with a short man I could probably bench press.

I was flustered and frustrated, and being the emotional wreck that I am, I couldn't hold my shit together. I got a bit teary eyed on the walk to holding my meeting in the freaking cafeteria


Somehow, someway, I was able to slightly pull my shit together and quickly went through most everything I needed to. After the meeting I knew I was going to flip out. I bombed to the bathroom opposite the cafeteria (the one I don't typically use).

I took a left into the bathroom, put down my note book and grabbed some paper towels to try and collect myself.


After about a minute and a half a man walked in, I looked at him, he looked at me and he said, very matter-of-factly:

"You're in the Men's Room".

I looked in the mirror to see a wall urinals behind me.

Immediately, I BOMBED the hell out of there.

So you could say I have had better days...

Why am I Single - Thursday

Q: Why am I single?

A: I have previously discussed the website This is why you're fat.com. After looking at items like the 'Cookie Cake Pie' (A layer of chocolate chip cookie dough and a layer of rainbow cake mix baked in a pie crust and topped with icing and sprinkles) and the McGang Bang (a McChicken inside of a Double Cheeseburger). You really wonder what the world has come to.

But a coworker and I began discussing what we could make that they might post on the website. We decided we could create the 'MiniWonderNutter'- (A Club Sandwich consisting of 3 Slices of Wonder bread layered with Peanut Butter and Cadbury Mini-Eggs).

No I haven't actually tried this (probably only because mini-eggs are out of season) but I'd totally eat it if they weren't. perhaps thisiswhyyourefat.com should link to thisiswhyyouresingle.com...just sayin'...

I wish I was 15...

Is it bad I wish I was 15? And not because I could drink in the woods without being a creep and eat as much ice cream as a damn well pleased...

And he sings Rihanna...



And Kanye/Drake

Cheaters

So, I recently, after about 10 bud lights, shared my perspective on what I thought about cheaters. This story is not real, just based on my observations of today's world. Here's the cliff's notes version:

Plot Summary: Cheaters never win, and they make the whole world lose.

When I say cheaters, I'm not talking about the kid in class who is copying off your scan tron sheet on your algebra final.

I'm talking about skanks (male & female).



Characters

Tiffany - Cheats on her significant other

Tommy - Is cheated on by Tiffany.

Todd- Dude Tiffany cheats with.

Popprincess (Me) - One of the many single ladies in the universe.

Chapters

Chapter 1
Tiffany and Tommy are dating.

Chapter 2
Tiffany meets Todd at the bar, Tiffany cheats on Tommy with Todd.

Analysis: Tiffany is a whore.

Chapter 3
Popprincess was at the bar that very night, but doesn't seem to run into any nice, single guys.

Analysis: Tiffany is a whore, stealing up single guys when she is not in fact single.

Chapter 4
Tommy finds out Tiffany cheated and breaks up with her. Tommy is devastated.

Chapter 5
Tommy finally begins moving on, his friends introduce him to Popprincess. He thinks she is nice, EXTREMELY pretty, but 'isn't ready' he's not sure he can trust another lady.

Analysis: Tiffany is a whore, and Tommy is damaged goods.

Chapter 6
Tiffany begins to date Todd. Todd knows Tiffany's a cheater and becomes paranoid and possessive about Tiffany. Todd assumes Tiffany is cheating so Todd cheats on Tiffany.

Analysis: Tiffany is a whore. Todd, who was formerly a decent single guy, now damaged goods. Popprincess, still single. Other single dudes out there - Todd stole away a potential lady friend for you.

Chapter 7
Todd dumps Tiffany and exposes all the other dudes Tiffany cheated on Tommy with. Thus, causing several couples to break up, chick fights to be waged via facebook and twitter, and several cars to be keyed.

Tiffany ends up alone.

Overall Analysis:
From what we read in the above story, it is clear that Tiffany is an illogical, irrational, selfish brat. The snowball effect she creates by her cheating is irreversible. Her rash decisions to cheat should have been combated with a little common sense and logic.

As a result, Tiffany causes pain and suffering for more than just Tommy. Todd is now taken to the dark side. Popprincess is still single with all these nice young men being dragged into Tiffany's web of lies and deceit.

So there you have it. Cheaters never win. They make everybody else lose to.

Let the single be single. I'll say it - there's only soo many good fish out there, so Tiff, you leave them be.

Why am I Single - Friday

So I forgot to post a Why am I single Wednesday, I was a little pre-occupied with hot 19 year old boys and wanting someone to agree to go to monster jam with me, again that's Monday, Oct. 26th at the Garden.

Anyhoo...



Question: Why am I single?

Answer: One time this past winter, I was pretty hungover, and I was doing the dishes. I got to a dish that was particularly to difficult to clean. I threw it in the trash, gave up entirely, and went back to the couch to watch crime shows.

Wish List

My Current Wish List




#1 - A 19 Year old Cowboy Boyfriend

This is Lucas Till - after watching Hannah Montana: The Movie last night, I would like a cowboy boyfriend (even though I'm afraid of horses, I'd get over it).

Also - don't worry, born in 1990 (eek) makes him 19, therefore, completely legal.

side note: he was also featured in Tay Swift's 'You Belong with Me' Video


#2 A friend to go to monster jam with

It's Monday, October 26th, 7:00PM @ the Garden.
Jay Sean, Mano, Keri Hilson, Jeremih, Fabolous, Pitbill will all be there.

Holler @ your girl.

Side note: I was able to get a few people to say yes on Friday when they were hammered. Now they won't go.

#3 To no longer feel like Peter Gibbons, every gosh darn day.

'So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired' ~ Peter Gibbons, Office Space

Side note: I'd like to walk into work one day to tell them my blog is really taking off - so Pay it Forward


#4 - A kitten

Over the summer, Beef was whining about something she wanted.

My response was: "Well I want a kitten and a boyfriend, but we can't get everything we want!"



Side note: I may dress up as a cat lady for Halloween


#5 Christmas Season


They played Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas at the bar last Saturday, it's near.

But I need it to be at least be past Halloween before I can start listening to xmas jams (such as Britney Spears' Santa Can You Hear Me, Hil Duff's Santa Clause Lane and the like), watching claymation, and drinking gingerbread cookie shots (I'll be lookin' for you for these, Sharky)





side note: it really is the most wonderful time of the year.

If you can fulfill any of these wishes, please contact me - popprincess301@gmail.com - or twitter @ ya girl http://twitter.com/popprincess301

Brit - 3

Kinda obsessed...

But I'm not sure why they are calling this Brit's comeback. I'm sorry, I was down with her Blackout CD back in the end of '07 beginning of '08. So what if she wasn't all that a the VMA's we will forgive her.



It kind of makes me angry that they are playing Radar on the radio saying it's her "new" hit. It's bull. We were rocking out to that like 2 years ago (tear) when I was in college.

So even if she went a tid-bit crazy, shaved her head, and got her kiddos snatched from her (for allegedly taking 12 Vicodins, six Ritalins and 10 sleeping pills and going nutso). She's moved past all of that.

That's all water under the bridge.

Britney ain't back y'all, she never really left.

ooo watcha say

Who doesn't love the new Jason Derulo song, oooo watcha say. It's super catchy. But that's because we've all heard it before.



Every time I hear it I have visions of Marissa shooting Trey in the Season 2 finale of the O.C.




It's also featured in an SNL short "Dear Sister"

Now, if you hadn't made this connections before, and you think you can still listen to the song without shedding a tear (hello, Melissa had to go to PUBLIC school after that!!) or letting out a snicker (Andy Samberg is so hot right noww), think again.

And I'm like, why you so obessed with me ?

So, last night at kickball a girl on my team said (without knowing how celebrity obsessed I am)

"What celebrity do people tell you you look like?"

I kinda just stared at her for awhile. And then she continued,

"No it's just when you smile and talk you look like a celebrity, she's in like romantic comedies, I can't put my finger on it".

At first, I thought maybe she's hitting on me (who could blame her). But then I thought, I NEED to figure this out.

I mentioned that once a drunk man at The Place and my freshman year neighbor's skeevy boyfriend told me I look like Reese Witherspoon, but that wasn't what this chick was thinking.

When I got to work this morning I immediately g-chatted Fox:

Me: i have a dilemma
Fox: i have a solution

I proceeded to explain the above mentioned story

Fox: there's a thing online, you can upload your face and it will tell you

Me: OMG
Fox:i got kate hudson
Me: ha ha
Fox: and the best one of all, my brosef - beyonce
http://celebrity.myheritage.com/FP/Company/try-face-recognition.phpn.php

Me: ew I got Katie Holmes!

I then went on to try a few more(10ish?) additional photos and received the following celebs:

Tiffany Theissen (2x) ,
Kate Winslett(2x),

Alicia Silverstone (2x),

Katie Couric,

Charlize Theron,

Naomi Watts,

and Missy Pale

If you're wondering who Missy Pyle is - she was part of the Cobra's in Dodgeball.

Regardless - problem NOT solved. Barely any of the above chicks are in Rom Coms. So yes Tiff Theissen is hot, but WHO do I look like?

I decided to give up on that quest - and instead, upload pictures of my friends and family to see who they might be:

Moose & Sticky :
Maria Menudos & Matt Damon
OR Prince Harry of Wales & Krista Allen


Beef & Second Lieutenant Blackout:

Angie Harmon & Nicolas Cage

Upon trying other friends I found that I am friends with,

A Kate Bosworth look-a-like, Elton John, Oprah, Christy Brinkley, Jordana Brewster, LiLo.

And more. Check it out fo yo'self, fo sho.

http://celebrity.myheritage.com/FP/Company/try-face-recognition.phpn.php

And if you can figure out what BEAUTIFUL celeb I am from romantic comedies (allegedly that I look & sound like), e-mail your thoughts to popprincess301@gmail.com

xoxo

popprincess

Quote of the Day

I should probably have renamed this "facebook wall post of the day" but that's alright,

Me to my friend: Decrotchy (ya, ya heard right) via facebook

"dirty diana is 3rd on my 'top 25 most played' list on iTunes. Followoing Nsync merry christmas happy holidays & jesse mccartney leavin', respectively"

Should I have why am I single, the thursday edition as well?