Why am I Single - Friday

So I forgot to post a Why am I single Wednesday, I was a little pre-occupied with hot 19 year old boys and wanting someone to agree to go to monster jam with me, again that's Monday, Oct. 26th at the Garden.

Anyhoo...



Question: Why am I single?

Answer: One time this past winter, I was pretty hungover, and I was doing the dishes. I got to a dish that was particularly to difficult to clean. I threw it in the trash, gave up entirely, and went back to the couch to watch crime shows.