Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Why am I Single? Wednesday

Q: Why am I single?

A: Last week, after my kickball game, I was giving two guys that live in my neighborhood a ride home.

As I manually unlocked each car door in my Porsche-a, the guy climbing in the back exclaimed, What do you live in your car? As he pushed aside my work bag, a pillow, a beach towel, my gym bag, a bedazzled sandal, a jacket and a countless # of water bottles.

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